Sheesh...
BBC: Office printers 'are heart risk'
Fox35, Orlando: Diet soda can lead to heart disease
...is there anything, ANYTHING mundane on this planet that will NOT lead to some sort of disease, cancer, crippling, or mental retardation?!
Yet, wanna see something really odd?
Wichita Eagle: CAFFEINE and exercise may cut skin cancer
So, you know what? I'll hedge my bets tomorrow and eat some sour cream from the tub for lunch. I'll probably get smallpox, but avoid testicular cancer.
Fox35, Orlando: Diet soda can lead to heart disease
...is there anything, ANYTHING mundane on this planet that will NOT lead to some sort of disease, cancer, crippling, or mental retardation?!
Yet, wanna see something really odd?
Wichita Eagle: CAFFEINE and exercise may cut skin cancer
So, you know what? I'll hedge my bets tomorrow and eat some sour cream from the tub for lunch. I'll probably get smallpox, but avoid testicular cancer.
Labels: Internet Finds, News, Ways We're All F**ked
posted by Brad at 6:26 PM
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